A delicate topic (not for the easily offended – as if those people read this blog!)
December 16, 2007
I am going to try my best to keep this post PG-13. This is, after all, the internet, and lord knows if I lean too far over into the “blue” world, I will end up getting traffic looking for something completely different than what I am offering here!
Women share very intimate details about their life with their hairdresser. I would like to share a particularly intimate and yet hilarious story with you.
A young, single, adorable client thought she would be super helpful to the other ladies in her office. She placed a group order for “adult novelties,” gathering their money and having all the item shipped to her home. The box arrived and she unpacked it in the kitchen, checking off her list to ensure that everyone’s items had arrived. As a bonus for her large order, the company included a gift of a LITER of personal lubricant.
My client left for work and forgot the items at home; so at lunch she returned home to gather the items and bring them back to work.
Imagine her surprise when she walked into her apartment to find the fire department inside. There had been a problem in an adjacent unit and they entered hers to ensure it wasn’t also affected.
What do you say to a houseful of fireman standing in your kitchen surrounded by adult novelties?
We decided that should she need the fire department in the future, they would probably arrive rapidly.
Now, I told you that story to tell you this: If you are a lady in the market for an adult novelty, don’t buy a thing until you check out The Cone (learn about it here). It is quick, powerful & effective; and if you forget and leave it out on the counter, you might not be mortified. You can buy it through Amazon.