Holiday Cookie Recipes – What you get depends on whom you ask

December 14, 2007

I know you are stunned at the thought that I have friends who are:

1. smart-asses

2. heavy drinkers

I requested people send me their favorite holiday cookie recipe thinking I would get some family favorites and some creative new ideas. Surprise!

cuervo bottles

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
Level Cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer… Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to
Make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup…just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor…

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

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One Response to “Holiday Cookie Recipes – What you get depends on whom you ask”

  1. rmtay Says:

    rofl.i think ill try that recipie. sounds about as good as my whiskey brownies… ;)
    for the ladies i propose the whiskey brownie recipie only substituted with baileys…


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